Monday Afternoon Hot Taek - Pepperoni Rolls are superior to Pepperoni Pizza

"nermal" (nermal)
07/09/2018 at 17:00 • Filed to: Hot Taeks, foodlopnik, dinner, healthy diets

They both have exactly the same ingredients, but one is vastly superior.

Why? Easier to eat. Most owners of pizza places whine and yell endlessly about employees using too much cheese and pepp eroni on pizzas. Employees take out their frustrations by stuffing more cheese and pepperoni in the rolls. All of the delicious cheese n pepperoni grease stays inside the roll instead of making a mess all over the goddam box. Cold sauce > hot (temperature) sauce. Only conformists order pizza from pizza places.

DISCUSSION (24)

interstate366, now In The Industry > nermal
07/09/2018 at 17:15

You lost me at cold sauce being superior. Cold sauce sucks.

For Sweden > nermal
07/09/2018 at 17:15

Kinja'd!!!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > nermal
07/09/2018 at 17:16

im quite a fan of the peperoni pizza burger

Kinja'd!!!

yeah... odds are you’ll end up looking like you zombified the poor cashier

but damn they good

TechJunky > nermal
07/09/2018 at 17:17

I agree with your statement. I also wish to add my own that pepperoni pinwheels are superior to pepperoni rolls.

nermal > interstate366, now In The Industry
07/09/2018 at 17:21

The temperature contrast is important. You dip the blazing hot pepperoni roll in the cold sauce, thus being able to eat it at the ideal temperature.

On pizza, you either burn the roof of your mouth, or you wait. Both are inferior. Plus, cold sauce tastes different than warm / hot sauce.

WilliamsSW > nermal
07/09/2018 at 17:32

Yes, cold sauce tastes different from warm sauce. Specifically it tastes much worse than warm sauce.

WilliamsSW > nermal
07/09/2018 at 17:33

I guess this is maybe true if you’re comparing bad pizza to pepperoni rolls?

interstate366, now In The Industry > nermal
07/09/2018 at 17:34

WilliamsSW basically took the words out of my mouth.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > nermal
07/09/2018 at 17:34

Hot take? or Hot Pocket? You be the judge.

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WilliamsSW > interstate366, now In The Industry
07/09/2018 at 17:37

Only because it’s a fact that almost everyone knows already

nermal > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/09/2018 at 17:38

Hot Pockets are equal to frozen pizzas in my book, meaning they are both rubbish and belong in the trash.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > nermal
07/09/2018 at 17:42

How is a roll different from a (smaller, cut up?) calzone? That picture makes it look more bready (kind of like a baguette)?

user314 > nermal
07/09/2018 at 17:45

See, this is why Garfield was always trying to ship you to Abu Dhabi...

nermal > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
07/09/2018 at 17:51

A roll is, well, rolled. Like a cinnamon roll.

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A calzone / stromboli is folded in half. Sometimes there is sauce and ricotta cheese included.

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The roll is the better method, since it keeps the meat and cheese tighter together while you eat it. On calzones / strombolii, everything spills out all over the goddam place as soon as you bite into it.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > nermal
07/09/2018 at 17:55

Oh them’s fighting words...

nermal > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/09/2018 at 18:00

If you prefer not to waste anything, you can also recycle your Hot Pockets and frozen pizzas with other cardboard products.

9 outta 10 taste testers can’t tell the difference!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > nermal
07/09/2018 at 18:03

For several years my dentist was named Dr. Digiorno, It was difficult to go to the dentist with a straight face.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > nermal
07/09/2018 at 18:08

ah interesting, can’t say I’ve had a roll. However one of my favorite parts of pizza is the dough getting nice contact with the cooking surface. With the roll it appears that a good portion of it is rolled up in itself...sure it’ll bake just fine, but probably loses some crunch?

Man, these are serious concerns...